"Alections 2006" -- The "Worked" Party

My fellow Singaporeans,

The days leading up to 6th May are important and critical ones. An important decision will rest upon your shoulders to decide which party is to lead the nation into the future. A future no one can predict of, yet the masses of white termites seems to suggest it is going to be better with them around. Wrong! ("Gek Say A Bit By Shouting Out")

After the 2001 elections, they "Buay Pai Say" any anyhow increase the fares of public transport. I have to pay additions of so much more just to travel short distances. Times must have erased some of your angst but let me remind you! ("Gek Say A Bit By Shouting Out Again"). Remember the days where they are things called the "Feeder Services". Today, where are they? All changed to become air-con buses taking us short distances charging us 65cents. That is 85% increase over the days where they cost only 35cents. "Elic Lowe" with strong accounting background can count so can i man! He check other peoples' account somemore! If only PM is willing to be as open about the minister's paycheck...

AH TIO!! One more thing... GST!! Increase to 5% somemore. It's definitely going to go up and it is going to affect people. Seriously! Why do Ministers say it is necessary for them to go up so that the economy can function properly? Because they take home a lot of money and 5% to them is chicken feet man! How about the poorer Singaporeans? You think by giving them 500 dollars the government can help them tide through 5 freaking years of GST?

Government give progress packges. But the rich also get the money! They take a little bit less then the poorer Singaporeans. But you think the money matters to them(Rich)? No what! But the government says they have to be fair to all and then all get. The poor get about a few hundred more. It is almost sure that some poor people get same or even less than the richer comrades. So my fellow Singaporean do the right thing! Give the termites a wake up call!

We are fighting an uphill battle. The weapons we uses is lousy SAW where as the termites are attacking us will GPMG machine gun. They throw upgarding carrot almost every "Alections". Let me tell you! I listen liao also want to vomit. Sorry, I must try to be as refine in my speech if not i will be sued and they will play back tape and record my voice without me knowing. Fantastic! SI BEI THERE!! Back to upgrading... Mr "Mak" Chiam upgraded his flats with seeming $2 million less than and the residents NO NEED TO CO-PAY!! Why the unfair tactics? In first world politics, even gound is where all is being fought. Do not dangle they ungrading carrot often. It pisses people off. You mean people in "HowGang" and "Proton Pratsay" not Singaporeans? If you want first class opposition you have to be first class in attitude first. That is the fact of life as what the MM said that he cannot help oppositions win votes by upgrading their flats. That in itself is not a world class endeavour. I address all as Singaporeans and all shall be equal no matter where you stay and who you support. Paying for the lift upgrading is paying for the mistakes that the government failed to forsee when they build the flats. They expected people to eat "Chang Sheng Bu Lau" medicine and remain fit forever. Now they are asking us to pay for their gross oversight. How fair is it? Why not pay us when ministers gain back their pay cuts? We are the ones who worked to get the economy back on track. We have worked long enough.

The "WORKED" Party

This Moment In Phuket ( Kata Beach )

Hey all,
This very moment i am at Kata Beach Phuket typing this blog message which i speculate would be a very short one because i have only 9 minutes of time left in this coffee house. Time is running out. To make things worse, Sandy made a mess by spilling out a quater cuppa of my Latte ontop the table. Time check: 0754 left.

She just left the table to wash her hands. I had great fun here looking at beach babes and BIG PAPAYAS. To be honest they do not look good: to the extent of disgusting. The beach is beautiful, the ocean fantastic, the room comfy and the scenery leaves me wanting. Time check: 5:00 left.

I should most probably end now. If not there will not be enough time to save this page for upload. Love ya guys.

From:
The Beach Hunk of Kata Beach
Handsome Png

On Serious Note

The serodrome control course has about a life span of 5 weeks and so does the 10 of us, the trainees. As much as i try to blog down something for this posting, the harder it seems for thoughts to flow. Or maybe my mind is just blank; numb of feelings but those of emptiness or at the prospect of it(emptiness)...

What more could i wish for but for all to make the grade
What more could i wish for but happier times playing "asshole" game
We share a bond that last just short of a year
A bond that links us closer together, but which might no longer be
At "Secret Garden" we shared first loves
AT "TCC' we shared treasured laughters
On this moment as i sit in front of my computer, time 2:03am
I feel a certain happiness, an ongoing one but which might never last
I feel a certain sadness, an impending one but which might not become one
We have nothing in common but yet so similar
We are similar yet each is unique
I put on my head phone i starts to feel tinge of sadness...
Its playing "寂寞的季节"
Its the song you are listening to now

風兒吹落一片一片葉
樹葉任風兒催啟寂寞的感覺
張滿祿葉的那樹枝
沒有堅持信念
任風兒帶走一片葉
每一片葉兒感覺有一點悲
葉兒怎麼做怎麼錯
什是對什是錯怎麼做了都錯
也訏問題不在葉兒的懵懂
而是風兒諷刺的寒冷冬

IPPT

Why does every Ippt makes me feels like puking during the final stretch of the 2.4km run? The puke was almost up my throat when i crossed the finishing line. I, however, did not feel happy
completing the run but rather f*** up cause i rush to the toilet to puke. Yellowish, sourish substance oozes freely out...

Training for Ippt started a long time ago even before Chinese New Year but i delayed the taking of the Ippt for the fear of failing. Running on the treadmil in the gym constantly to improve stamina, mounting the bar to do a couple of chin-ups, jumping around and training the fats-invested abdominals became a fixture in my weekly schedule. An advice for all those training for the next Ippt, running on the treadmil gives you the false impression that you can run withinn the timing. To achieve maximum results please go to the track and "RUN THE 6 RDS". This will be the most accurate representation of your 2.4km timing. The treadmil has shock absorbtion to reduce impact on your legs making you feel less tired and the contant belt rate cannot be representative of your ability to meet the timing. But, of course, for a start to your training programme the treadmil is a good avenue.

After months of training and preparation, you would have thought that you will easily ace the run but hack, things are always not what you planned for, especially the run. I hate it! Just the start of the run and i feel uncomfortable all over. You start hoping for a miracle to happen when you can give up and still managed to pass. You pant like never before and its like running with a parachute behind you and every step is a step closer to a collapsed heart, but run you still must. After you finish one round you stop for a drink. F***! Those people standing around the water point are really not people that are going to serve you the drinks! I went up the them and thought the would pass me a drink and i can run and then throw the cup some distance down. THEY FREAKING LOOK AT ME BLANKLY! Then i realised the water point was for you to fill up your own cup, slowly enjoy the drinks, then run again. Disgusted, i grabbed a cup and scope up some water near a pail that was meant for people to was the cups and gulped down a mouthful. "SONG"! Then the agony starts once more...

The last round was littered with raps of my puking sounds, "ORH...", "HERH...", "ORYAK..." the puke was almost up my troat when i crossed the finishing line. I, however, did not feel happy completing the run but rather F*** up cause i rushed to the toilet to puke. Yellowish, sourish substance oozes freely out...

My timing 11:11...

Doggie Year!

Celebrations galore as we once again welcome the Chinese New Year following the recent partying during Christmas and the Ang Moh New Year.

The Lunar Year this spring thrusts man's best friend into the limelight! Doggie! I am not a fan of dogs after being chased around by 2 freaking ugly canines during a jogging session a year ago. The very thought of it scares the shit out of me even til now man! Freak out!! Imagine a big size man calling out of help in desperation and you will know how helpless i felt then... Damn it!!

I have been seeing more and more of doggies hanging out around the city lately. Be it sitting in a car, going for a run, going shopping and as i was typing this, i heard a few dogs barking!! Oh no!! We have been invaded by these hairy creatures just like a movie i once saw about a dog who was a spy! Many people are getting dogs especially when the lunar year is that of the dog, guess they feel that having one of those creature would rake in some "BIG BARKS(bucks)" in the coming year. SO... I wonder why, why did they not keep Dragons? And why not some BIRDS last year when birdies were bring in some flu? Guess the flu vacine the United States scientists came out with today would be useful...

I guess SPCA better get ready to upgrade their compound to accomondate discarded pet doggies after a few weeks or maybe next year when the people chooses to keep pigs instead. By upgrading i dont just mean increasing the capacity but also the quality of the food they provide for the spoilt doggies. Imagine giving them clothes to wear and YES! Ridiculously giving them a plate of "Yu Sheng" to freaking eat!! F***! How will the "Lao"? Maybe with the Castrated D*** ? How lavishly we people are willing to splurge on doggies?! Can 2006 be a lousy year when the citizens are willing to spend so willing? Hardly! Thus, brace yourself for the good year ahead guys... Things can only look better and better.

I have nothing against dogs even though i was chased by them but i feel really uncomfortable at the great lengths and money people are willing to spend on the doggies. Please love your dog wisely... I always wonder, how will the a poddle feel when he has to look into a mirror to see himself cleanly shaved from the hind legs up till half its body and then coverd from head downwards with puffy curly furs? Isn't it like running round naked with a towel wrap around the top? Or having your jewels taken away from you leading to Mr Doggies not being able to feel horny and being capable of having good sex? Maybe Mr Doggie doesnt even like sex but at least his jewels keeps him manly enough to look up and walk in the park proudly showing his treasured pocession. Or being dressed up like with tight fitting clothes that seems analogous to the one Green HULK wears when he becomes angry!! Please all, be kind to your dogs, let it all be nature at least... And yes! Do not treat the dog better than you treat yourself... Unless you wanna be worse than a dog... On this note...

Happy Chinese New Year!!