Doggie Year!

Celebrations galore as we once again welcome the Chinese New Year following the recent partying during Christmas and the Ang Moh New Year.

The Lunar Year this spring thrusts man's best friend into the limelight! Doggie! I am not a fan of dogs after being chased around by 2 freaking ugly canines during a jogging session a year ago. The very thought of it scares the shit out of me even til now man! Freak out!! Imagine a big size man calling out of help in desperation and you will know how helpless i felt then... Damn it!!

I have been seeing more and more of doggies hanging out around the city lately. Be it sitting in a car, going for a run, going shopping and as i was typing this, i heard a few dogs barking!! Oh no!! We have been invaded by these hairy creatures just like a movie i once saw about a dog who was a spy! Many people are getting dogs especially when the lunar year is that of the dog, guess they feel that having one of those creature would rake in some "BIG BARKS(bucks)" in the coming year. SO... I wonder why, why did they not keep Dragons? And why not some BIRDS last year when birdies were bring in some flu? Guess the flu vacine the United States scientists came out with today would be useful...

I guess SPCA better get ready to upgrade their compound to accomondate discarded pet doggies after a few weeks or maybe next year when the people chooses to keep pigs instead. By upgrading i dont just mean increasing the capacity but also the quality of the food they provide for the spoilt doggies. Imagine giving them clothes to wear and YES! Ridiculously giving them a plate of "Yu Sheng" to freaking eat!! F***! How will the "Lao"? Maybe with the Castrated D*** ? How lavishly we people are willing to splurge on doggies?! Can 2006 be a lousy year when the citizens are willing to spend so willing? Hardly! Thus, brace yourself for the good year ahead guys... Things can only look better and better.

I have nothing against dogs even though i was chased by them but i feel really uncomfortable at the great lengths and money people are willing to spend on the doggies. Please love your dog wisely... I always wonder, how will the a poddle feel when he has to look into a mirror to see himself cleanly shaved from the hind legs up till half its body and then coverd from head downwards with puffy curly furs? Isn't it like running round naked with a towel wrap around the top? Or having your jewels taken away from you leading to Mr Doggies not being able to feel horny and being capable of having good sex? Maybe Mr Doggie doesnt even like sex but at least his jewels keeps him manly enough to look up and walk in the park proudly showing his treasured pocession. Or being dressed up like with tight fitting clothes that seems analogous to the one Green HULK wears when he becomes angry!! Please all, be kind to your dogs, let it all be nature at least... And yes! Do not treat the dog better than you treat yourself... Unless you wanna be worse than a dog... On this note...

Happy Chinese New Year!!